FUNCTION BEFORE FORM

Just went for a run in my new Asics.

Undoubtedly the ugliest shoes I have even bought. BUT they are amazing, my brother insisted I was running in unsuitable shoes and that these would be the best ones I could get.
He was right - I was flying over the puddles and speeding down the streets in Crouch End like a bullet. Well maybe.
To make up for having to buy hideous running shoes I also bought some Air Force One high tops which are absolutely crap for running -

but look the shizzle.