Adios.

THIS BLOG IS OVER_

I'M STARTING 

NIGHTMARE CLIENTS AFTER

THIS GLORIOUS BRITSHIT 'SUMMER'_

WHICH WILL CONSIST OF ONLY IT'S N.C STRIPS 

I'LL POST THE NEW N.C ADDRESS WHEN I BEGIN BLOGGING_

BYE_

Oh Balls! & my imaginary life.

Apparently I've used almost 97% of my 'image allowance' on this blog. Booo. I've been trying to add some photos this evening and it won't let me - apart from this quick collage which I am calling:

'My Imaginary Life'. 

The only alternative is to pay a subscription fee which is a load of old balls and too expensive a commitment for a hobby that amounts to little more than me spouting a load of old waffle that not many people read.
This may be the end. *sad face*

*images from:
FFFOUND
GETTY
DESIGN SPONGE
DESIGNSPIRATION
TOPSHOP BLOG
THIS IS COLOSSAL
SHUTTERSTOCK
AOP
ACNE


*order of preference (ooh satisfying my list ocd)
[world travel]
[rabbit in a handbag]

[men with tats and beards]

[woolen garden pompoms]
[teepee in the desert]
[jewelry organiser]
[courage]
[garden wedding]
[navy blazer, grey shirt, neon bag combo]

go compare - inspired ad campaign

A clever ad campaign has sprung up across Britain this week. Gio - the annoying Go Compare incarnation had appeared in a series of ads which have seemingly been vandalised with various  'funny' expressions telling him to sling his hook. I hate those adverts myself, so when I saw the first one - I smiled in agreement - yeah f**k off pizza face! 

A Go Compare spokesman however said: "The graffiti is part of a national poster campaign in relation to our new TV ad." And he added: "Gio is very important to us, but we realise there are some people that don’t love him in quite the same way that we do.” 

HATE HIM. but good campaign.

coming soon.

Adventuring to one of the wonders of the world with Hanna, intrepid explorer and fearless boozer.

Boom Boom (yeah - again I know)

Some things are worth a second or even a third visit. Boom Boom Club is one of them (along with the reduced isle in Sainsbury's on a Sunday, the toilet after a particularly spicy curry and the bar on a saturday night - obviously). So my friends and I are set for round three on August 4th to see:
Jonny Woo, Katharine Arnold, Up & Over It, Phil Kay, Tumble Circus, Sarah-Louise Young, Lucky Franco, David Armand, Kitty Bang Bang, Lady Carol, So & So Circus, Eastend Cabaret and many more. Special guests TBA. Directed by Dusty Limits. 

Priceless London Wonderground, Jubilee Gardens, SouthBank Centre, London SE1